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nis_nishi
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Posts : 2
Join date : 2008-10-20
|  Subject: sardar jokes  Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:09 pm | |
| Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever. What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610' Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. [center]  | |
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:38 pm | |
| Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.(too simple; no??) | |
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:38 pm | |
| Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What??
Sardar: His name is 'Sundar Lal Chaddha' | |
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:38 pm | |
| After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? | |
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:39 pm | |
| One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:39 pm | |
| Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN" | |
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:40 pm | |
| Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:40 pm | |
| Interviewer: just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! | |
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:41 pm | |
| A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. | |
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Ajay
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Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:41 pm | |
| Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go. | |
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nalini
Active Member
Posts : 50
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 28
Location : alkhor >doha>qatar
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:17 am | |
| really its wonderful ajay .keep it up | |
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nalini
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Posts : 50
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 28
Location : alkhor >doha>qatar
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:01 pm | |
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mbucool
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Posts : 25
Join date : 2008-09-17
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:25 pm | |
| nice jokes both of you................!!!! | |
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nash avi
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Posts : 1
Join date : 2008-10-23
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:25 pm | |
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nalini
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Posts : 50
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 28
Location : alkhor >doha>qatar
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| gud  | |
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esther
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Posts : 14
Join date : 2008-10-25
Location : doha
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:53 pm | |
| ajay your jokes are really awasome  | |
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nalini
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Posts : 50
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 28
Location : alkhor >doha>qatar
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:34 am | |
| ajay u have more sense of humor | |
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esther
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Posts : 14
Join date : 2008-10-25
Location : doha
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:51 pm | |
| nalini but you dont have it.  | |
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nalini
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Posts : 50
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 28
Location : alkhor >doha>qatar
| | Subject: Re: sardar jokes Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:18 pm | |
| who told i dont have it ,u doesnt even have a drop of it | |
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