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| Subject: A Few jokes that I collected..! Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:14 pm | |
| Mathematic Jokes..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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The math teacher asks his students: "What is 9 times 7?" He gets several answers - all are either 62 or 65. "Come on - the correct answer can either be 62 or 65!"
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"That math prof's marriage is falling apart!" "No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"
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Q: How does one insult a mathematician? A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"
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Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring!
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The chef instructs his apprentice: "You take two thirds of water, one third of cream, one third of broth..." The apprentice: "But that makes four thirds already!" "Well - just take a larger pot!"
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A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician. "How old, do you think, am I?" she asks coyly. "Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself..."
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mbucool Admin
Posts : 25 Join date : 2008-09-17
| Subject: Re: A Few jokes that I collected..! Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:51 pm | |
| Nice ones..........!!!
-MBU | |
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nalini Active Member
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| Subject: Re: A Few jokes that I collected..! Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:04 pm | |
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Ashraf Admin
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| Subject: Re: A Few jokes that I collected..! Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:03 pm | |
| yea... a 'nice belt' to our forum... | |
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nalini Active Member
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| Subject: Re: A Few jokes that I collected..! Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:01 am | |
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esther Newbie
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| Subject: Re: A Few jokes that I collected..! Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:53 pm | |
| it is so nice | |
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nalini Active Member
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| Subject: Re: A Few jokes that I collected..! Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:55 pm | |
| put more jokes like this.i like it a lot | |
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