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PostSubject: Time pass jokes   Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:56 pm

One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said:
'hijack'
Everybody in the plane put there hands up.
Then suddenly
Another guy from another side got up and said
'hi...john'


Little Jhonny

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L -JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America .
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America ?
L-JOHNY: George!
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
sameday sametime."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher

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PostSubject: Re: Time pass jokes   Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:27 pm

these jokes are wonderful
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PostSubject: Re: Time pass jokes   Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:51 pm

nice jokes Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Time pass jokes   Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:37 pm

ya nice jokes .keep it up
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