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PostSubject: sardar jokes   Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:09 pm

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever.
What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Sardar bought a new mobile.

He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610'

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. [center] Smile
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:38 pm

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.(too simple; no??)
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:38 pm

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What??
Sardar: His name is 'Sundar Lal Chaddha'
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:38 pm

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:39 pm

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:39 pm

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:40 pm

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?


sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:40 pm

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:41 pm

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:41 pm

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:17 am

really its wonderful ajay .keep it up
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:01 pm

ajay your jokes are nice
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:25 pm

nice jokes both of you................!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:25 pm

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:02 pm

gud lol!
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:53 pm

ajay your jokes are really awasome cheers
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:34 am

ajay u have more sense of humor
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:51 pm

nalini but you dont have it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: sardar jokes   Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:18 pm

who told i dont have it ,u doesnt even have a drop of it
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