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			<title>Limit Joke.......!</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
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			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:54:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>What i think</title>
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			<dc:creator>Akash</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi my name is Akash presently a class 11th student 

i think the forum rocks but its very difficult to handle and also confusing 

pl  One thing its not at all user friendly really tough 

if you added bright colours i think it would be really helpful

Sorry to say it but its also very boring   </description>
			<category>Introduce Yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:35:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Time pass jokes</title>
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			<dc:creator>arshiya</dc:creator>
			<description>One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said:

'hijack'

Everybody in the plane put there hands up.

Then suddenly

Another guy from another side got up and said

'hi...john'





  Little Jhonny

  

 TEACHER: Why are you late?

L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

L-JOHNY: The one that says, &quot;School Ahead, Go Slow.&quot;

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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

L-JOHNY: You told me to do  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:56:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Good Wan</title>
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			<dc:creator>arshiya</dc:creator>
			<description>A Chinese Call center  Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? 

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. 

 Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! 

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? 



 Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? 



 Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:46:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>sardar jokes</title>
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			<dc:creator>nis_nishi</dc:creator>
			<description>Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever. 

What comes first - the chicken or the egg? 

O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! 



Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. 

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. 

Santa: I think I'll take the money. 



Sardar bought a new mobile. 



He called everyone from his Phone Book &amp; said 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610' 



Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:09:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Few jokes that I collected..!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description>Mathematic Jokes..!

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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? 

A: Nice belt! 







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The math teacher asks his students: &quot;What is 9 times 7?&quot; 

He gets several answers - all are either 62 or 65. 

&quot;Come on - the correct answer can either be 62 or 65!&quot; 







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&quot;That  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:14:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HAI FRIENDS</title>
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			<dc:creator>nalini</dc:creator>
			<description>ENJOY THIS SITE THIS WILL HELP IN MANY WAYS .</description>
			<category>Welcome</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:18:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://invademath.forumotion.net/welcome-f1/hai-friends-t23.htm#97</comments>
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			<title>The Frog Game.....!</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
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			<category>Games</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:27:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Woman Equation</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
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and Boys Enjoy........ <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:37:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Tough problem...:P</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:44:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Finding X.....!</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
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Enjoy......... <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_farao.png" alt="farao" longdesc="51" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif" alt="affraid" longdesc="40" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_farao.png" alt="farao" longdesc="51" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:51:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Tryst with Destiny</title>
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			<dc:creator>manojrulez</dc:creator>
			<description>Long years ago we made a tryst with destiny, and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge, not wholly or in full measure, but very substantially. At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom. A moment comes, which comes but rarely in history, when we step out from the old to the new, when an age ends, and when the soul of a nation, long suppressed, finds utterance. It is fitting that at this solemn moment we take the pledge of dedication  ...</description>
			<category>Speeches</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:21:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Read Before Posting........!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Guys / Gals  ................,
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			<category>FeedBack..!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:52:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Speak With Knowledge</title>
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			<dc:creator>encyclogames</dc:creator>
			<description>What is the difference between a man and a beast?



Sometimes it is hard to tell - but the most important characteristic that sets man apart from all other creatures, is language. The ability to communicate through spoken or written words.



Through words we can touch one another's minds - and yet it is strange how seldom and how fleetingly our minds meet. Most of us have not learned to communicate very well.



Nathan Miller once remarked that &quot;conversation is a competitive exercise,  ...</description>
			<category>Speeches</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:37:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A very cool Math trick......!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AtKg9XhjVjw" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>
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			<category>Videoes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:33:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Integrals....: III :</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description> Integrals : III :



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			<category>12th Standard</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:50:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I May Not Be Perfect</title>
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			<dc:creator>encyclogames</dc:creator>
			<description> I have so many wonderful qualities, it's easy to overlook my few disgusting habits.&quot; 

That's one of Ashleigh Brilliant's sayings. He knows that perfection is not a concept that applies to humans.



 We tolerate one another's faults and annoying habits because they are only a small part of the total person.  A well-rounded person naturally has more than one side and it's not always possible to be viewed from the best side of our profile. No matter how diligently we stay on our guard,  ...</description>
			<category>Speeches</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:33:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://invademath.forumotion.net/speeches-f10/i-may-not-be-perfect-t21.htm#78</comments>
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			<title>Martin Luther King Speech - I Have a Dream</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description>

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity. But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free.



&quot;One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled  ...</description>
			<category>Speeches</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:03:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>William Shakespeare - Hamlet speech - To be, or not to be</title>
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			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description>Hamlet:



To be, or not to be: that is the question: 

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer 

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, 

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, 

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; 

No more; and by a sleep to say we end 

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation 

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; 

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

For in that sleep of  ...</description>
			<category>Speeches</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:00:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>What you think about MES Maths Teachers?</title>
			<link>http://invademath.forumotion.net/misc-f11/what-you-think-about-mes-maths-teachers-t16.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ejaz</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[say...they are gud or not..u can openly say. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cool.gif" alt="Cool" longdesc="6" />]]></description>
			<category>Misc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:43:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://invademath.forumotion.net/misc-f11/what-you-think-about-mes-maths-teachers-t16.htm#49</comments>
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			<title>Integrals....: II :</title>
			<link>http://invademath.forumotion.net/12th-standard-f8/integrals-ii-t12.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description> Integrals : II :



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			<category>12th Standard</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:49:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://invademath.forumotion.net/12th-standard-f8/integrals-ii-t12.htm#14</comments>
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			<title>Integrals....: I :</title>
			<link>http://invademath.forumotion.net/12th-standard-f8/integrals-i-t11.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description> Integrals : I :



Please Download the file.

If you have any doubts please post them in the doubts section of this Forum......!!!



File Download link:  Integrals 1



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			<category>12th Standard</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://invademath.forumotion.net/12th-standard-f8/integrals-i-t11.htm#13</comments>
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			<title>Funny Algebra......</title>
			<link>http://invademath.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/funny-algebra-t7.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
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			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://invademath.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/funny-algebra-t7.htm#7</comments>
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			<title>Trigonometric Joke.....</title>
			<link>http://invademath.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/trigonometric-joke-t5.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mbucool</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/13/00/92/30/blonde10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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- <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_flower.png" alt="flower" longdesc="59" /> <strong>MBU</strong> <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_flower.png" alt="flower" longdesc="59" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:53:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://invademath.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/trigonometric-joke-t5.htm#5</comments>
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